Post by DJ Carrot Pickle Head on Jan 20, 2011 14:26:49 GMT -5
Gather round children, gather round.
It's time for the......
Nomination Ceremony.
Being HoH in the Kingdom of Heaven, the Kingdom of Heroes. I guess that makes me God for the week no?
Anyways before we begin I'd like to leave you all with a little reminder.
So this one was for the fruits and the vegetables of the world.
Anyways, I think everyone is aware of what's going to happen this week. I was not secretive about this, everyone knows my plan, everyone including the nominees knows what is going to happen, so let's just get to business and pull the keys.
Nick, you are safe.
Brian, you are safe.
Jeff, you are safe.
Alex, you are safe.
James, you are safe.
*and finally*................
Jee, you are safe.
As you can all see, I have decided to nominate Natalie and Jessica for eviction.
Now, i'm going to go about things a little differently.
I know that last week gossip in the house was that a lot of people were confused due to lack of reasoning behind nominations, so i'm going to make things very clear.
JESSICA.
You can pretend to have no idea why i'm nominating you, continue to tell me that there's no reason behind it and that "I know it's personal" and it's not a strategic move. But i'll say it again. How is this not strategic? When you're someone that has talked about me to others, someone that has made no effort to talk to me in this game, someone that [no matter what you say, yes I get it you had a partner but don't pawn it off on him] at least had a HAND in me being on the block in Week One, and someone that gave me no good argument not to nominate you except that you're loyal. Well, you're loyalty ain't to me, so all the more reason TO put you on the block.
I hope you understand now that this nomination was 95% strategic and 5% personal due to the fact that we do not speak with each other and because I don't like the way you act/talk about certain people in this game. However, now the scale has tipped... after you "going off" on me last night as you say, with what was an extremely weak argument, I'd say this nomination is 80% strategic and 20% personal. Don't come to me acting like the devil for nominating you when you've done nothing this whole entire three weeks we've been in this game to give me a reason to NOT nominate you, and then try to tell me that my reasoning is completely personal, because i'm threatened by you, or to separate you and Britti. MAYBE if your conversation skills were half as entertaining as some of the gifs that you post, then this would not be happening.
On that note, when my nominations were said to be set in stone, you said you'd set a sledgehammer to that stone. Well, I hope you brought your sledgehammer, because you're going to need it this week.
But in true Jenna fashion, I must say, you have to know how to use a hammer to make it happen.
And by the way, if you do happen to somehow be here come next week, don't unblock me from AIM. If you're going to be that immature to send me a big paragraph, then block me before I have a chance to even say anything, I don't want to talk to you.
Natalie, you're nominated simply because you are her friend and I need her out of here.
BTW, to whoever continues to lower my karma since I won HoH, karma is a bitch... so go suck a dick.
So I hope everything is clear now, and good luck to everyone except Jessica in the Veto.
The Nomination Ceremony is now adjourned.
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