Post by Will on Jan 12, 2011 18:50:33 GMT -5
//steals Dansica nomination ceremony format
Open the ceremony up by announcing yourself as Head of Household. = I'm the head of household Check
Remind everyone you have the power to nominate two people for eviction. = I got the power Check
You may give a few opening statements as to how you came to your decision. = No thanks Check
This is not addressed to everyone in the game, only a select few so keep your pants on.
It's in question that some peeps may have wanted James and I nominated last week for reasons nothing other than not wanting me to win again. This could be true or it could be false, either way I'm addressing it for some reason that may or may not be known.
This is only week 2, I'm not here to win the game. I would like to make jury tho, which would be 2 nice! There's a lot of people that need to wake up and realize me as an ally and not as a threat to you. I wouldn't have touched Erikail until at least final 7 range and here they wanted me nominated week 1.
I'll tell you straight out, I will be a threat if I make it to about the final 5 range, until then I'm nothing but a loyal ally to many of you. Rather you want to use that it's up to certain people in this game. To the others that decline my invitation, I hope you meet the Cuban Pianos real soon because they will be playing a tune for you after your eviction. Now not all of you have an open invitation.. to the people I want out of the game... fuck you! ;D
So with all that said, lets start pullin these keys and find out what Villains are safe...
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Chicken Man is safe.
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The Asian is safe.
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Juicy Fruit is safe.
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Baby Crackers is safe.
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The Canadian is safe.
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Sheila Bugs is safe.
So as you can see.
I have decided to nominate the Inactive Selfish Prick I call Joe and Officer Howie/Evel Dick for eviction this week.
I don't think Joe that you're into the game, you don't have any right to be staying over anyone else in the game. Evel Dick someone has to sit across from Joe and I picked you. Now, that may be bullshit reasons I just stated for why people have been nominated, but there might be a bigger plan out there that none of you are aware of. The veto will be key this week, so I suggest that everyone plays hard for it. Now is what I just said really true or not? I'm not exactly sure, but you can all sit on that for awhile and decide for yourselves.
This nomination ceremony is adjourned! Adjourn the ceremony. Check
