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Jan 12, 2011 15:04:19 GMT -5
Post by KC on Jan 12, 2011 15:04:19 GMT -5
 Hello? Hellllllo? Jessica.... look down at the very ground you stand on. Put your ear down close.... and listen to what I must tell you.
I am the Mushroom of Miracles! You have proved yourself to be a hero that many can look up to... a role model that many young women would love to emulate and take after. I have specifically chosen you for what I bring to you. But I must warn you.
You mustn't tell anyone of our interactions! Not a single living, breathing soul can know about the powers that you may possess. This is a strong secret that I am entrusting in a hero to keep secret. If you do let it slip that you are working for the Mushroom of Miracles... well then... SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, BITCH, BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF LITTLE RATTING SLIMES LIKE YOU... *ahem* Excuse me! Sorry about that. Sometimes I can get a little excited thinking about someone betraying my trust. Especially someone who considers themselves a hero!
Anywho! I hope you do you understand the importance of this secret. If you can complete a number of miracles or tasks that I give you to do, I will give you a treasure map to game changing power that you might enjoy!
Before I begin, I would like you to acknowledge my existence with a pledge.
"I... Jessica Hughbanks... hereby confirm that from this point forward.... I will be the Mushroom of Miracle's secret apprentice. I promise that I will listen.... to everything the Mushroom has to say. I will abide by all requests... advice... and orders held out by the Mushroom. As a hero... I shall not ever rat out the mushroom... and will not betray her trust. Once a hero... always a hero... and I will go down... in URTV history.... as a miracle worker... with the Mushroom by my side." |
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Jan 12, 2011 15:52:31 GMT -5
Post by jessica on Jan 12, 2011 15:52:31 GMT -5
I... Jessica Hughbanks... hereby confirm that from this point forward.... I will be the Mushroom of Miracle's secret apprentice. I promise that I will listen.... to everything the Mushroom has to say. I will abide by all requests... advice... and orders held out by the Mushroom. As a hero... I shall not ever rat out the mushroom... and will not betray her trust. Once a hero... always a hero... and I will go down... in URTV history.... as a miracle worker... with the Mushroom by my side.
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Jan 12, 2011 22:36:25 GMT -5
Post by meow on Jan 12, 2011 22:36:25 GMT -5
Hello! Jessica! It is I, the Mushroom of Miracles! Put your sweet ear down to me dear and listen closely to what I must tell you! It is time for your first task OH MY isnt this exciting?! You know that lovely little villain Sarah? Well, one way to combat evil is with kindness, this is what heroes do. All Villains can get redemption. I want you to bring her karma up to 20 this week! Even villains deserve care and love........we all cant just live in the dirt and BE SMASHED AND WALKED ON BY DIRTY KIDS AND THEN CALLED A FUNGUS AND THEN GET COOKED IN OIL AND THROWN INTO SOME UGLY DISGUSTING VILE PIGFACED GIRLS SALAD...Ahem...oh how I wish I was growing on something a bit higher from the ground, to be up in the air with the birds and sing with them, but enough about me. Let me reiterate, I was going a bit off task there tehee. Exalt Sarah to 20 karma, and you will have finished your first task. You have until the upcoming eviction results to complete this. Remember dont say a word of this to anyone ill be watching and you would regret it till the end of your days...=)Until next time! Run along my sweet Jessica! May your days be full of happiness and Roses (Why roses are preferred over mushrooms ill never know). |
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Jan 12, 2011 23:02:21 GMT -5
Post by meow on Jan 12, 2011 23:02:21 GMT -5
No, you must exalt her only. 20 exalts, you have several days. (Im doing this since she had 0, you dont need to keep her at 20 because people might smite her, so just exalt her 20 times.)
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Jan 18, 2011 12:57:23 GMT -5
Post by meow on Jan 18, 2011 12:57:23 GMT -5
Ho ho hello Jessica! It is I the Mushroom of Miracles! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. This is where you come in my dear =) it is that lovely time of year again, and Saint Nick is sick today OH NO! So, as a hero to save the day I want you to deliver christmas presents to each person in the game, hero and villain alike! I checked the list and I checked it twice and everyone in the game was actually on the nice list, so they all get presents! HOW LOVELY!! All i get is to be frozen and then for bugs to ice skate on me BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO MESS AROUND ON MUSHROOMS DURING THE WINTER BECAUSE WE LOOK LIKE A BIG SKATING RINK WHEN WE FREEZE.Hem hem. So here is your task. You must make a guest account named "Santa Claus" you must give EVERYONE a gift, please include a picture of the gift, the gifts must be unique and very nice to each person =) Everyone must be able to see this, so I would suggest posting it in general. Everyone must get a gift including yourself to hide your heroic identity =) This shouldnt be a problem and I have the upmost faith in you this holiday season hero!Until next time! Merry christmas! If you have any questions im just a garden away! |
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Jan 18, 2011 13:07:48 GMT -5
Post by jessica on Jan 18, 2011 13:07:48 GMT -5
oh this should be fun!!  |
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Jan 18, 2011 23:37:38 GMT -5
Post by jessica on Jan 18, 2011 23:37:38 GMT -5
everyone thinks the presents from "santa" are for POV tehee
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