yoyoyo dis is some bullshit

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

SO basically Dan told me we're being nominated. Yay.

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

Just wanted to get in touch with you before the veto ceremony.
Im sure you're not going to be happy about this but since I'm going to be gone snowboarding all day on Saturday, I wont be around when veto speech will be posted. Jenna and I have thought a lot about who we are putting up against Luis and Erika. Without telling anyone that you two are specifically going up, we have gathered the votes for anyone against those two on the nomination block will stay. Believe me man, I feel like crap about this and we have gone through every scenario and we would not do this unless we were absolutely sure that you guys would stay. You can be pissed off if you want, but take it out on me first instead of her.

I know you two can stay over Luis and Bluepiano. Erika was begging me to put up Will and James instead of anyone else because he feels thats the only way they will stay. But me and Jenna arent about to backdoor anyone. Im really sorry dude and this decision isnt meant to be malicious at all. Once I get back from the moutain, I will be working my ass off to help you guys get the votes to stay. Im hoping it will be very easy since its Luis on the block. Anyways, take it easy man and we'll chat soon.

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

Hey just wanted to talk to you cuz I wont be around like at all tomorrow. Im goin snowboarding for most of the day and wont be around by the time the veto ceremony goes up.
But yeah, me and Jenna have gone through all the scenarios of who will go up in place of Brian and Allison and we've gathered the votes for anyone to stay against Kail and Erika.
This sucks and I guess Im saying that me and jenna are probably putting up you and casey on the block
I wouldnt be okay with this unless I was absolutely 100% sure that you guys would stay in the game. The last thing I want to do is jeopardize your game at all, but you two have the best shot at staying against those assholes than anyone else does.
I hope you're not mad at me or stop trusting me. I just wanted to let you know ahead of time so there was no surprises. You're awesome man and I feel bad about this but I'm like soo confident that you will stay too. I will try and get back ASAP to help campaign too. Obviously talk to Jenna if you guys have any questions or concerns. I'll talk to you soon, man.

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

I would feel totally safe if you hadn't told me about your little tiff with Dan in the past lmao. Makes me hella paranoid, but s'all good. We better fucking stay. -___-

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

It's all good, together I don't think we'll have a problem getting the votes. But it makes me wonder why they're ok with US being the pawns rather than any other team, ya know?

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

Ya, like their reasoning is that "you guys are safe," well ya ok but so are the other 7 couples, so wtf? -_-

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

Thought this completely random IM should be here for the lolz since we're both on to him:

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Cody (4:54:34 AM): more drama around me, I always get blammed. at least 6 people talked to me tonight saying they wanted erikail to stay and I get blammed.. either way I never wanted you out and good luck and good night
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Not too impressed by the urtvmaster failing this early on, js. So much for deals with him xD.

Top of the shit list for both of us now.

And yes I know I need to do a real confessional. Wahh i'm failing already!

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

Ikr. lol -_- I heard Jordan was the first one who mentioned something about keeping Erikail, which then Will picked it up from there lol... which honestly does not make sense, since they just like basically bitched Jordan out and made her cry a couple of days ago, so wtf? And I hear she's been feeling bad evicting them... WTF? THEY JUST MADE YOU CRY. :@ :@ omg. As Sarah would say, "i'm tense."

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

lmfao agreed on that. Smh. IDK about you but I know i'm nice to the girl and Luis basically dragged her through the mud slapped her shoved her off a cliff dismembered her shoved her in the trashcan then put her back together and had Erika try to get them a vote. xD

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

LMFAO. And I'm her facking son. I spoke to her though, and she basically told me we have her vote... meaning Cody's plan failed hardcore. So I guess Cody is going on damage control now [hence his IM to you lolz]. smh.

smh.
Smh.
SMH.

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

I'm glad to see you syh.

Now symfhwwyhbaf.

shake ya muthafuckin head while whipping yo hair back and forth.

but no for real...
we have the votes. we secured them all. ok not all of them but those that didn't want to keep us were forced to cuz we secured so many like dat cuz we're good like dat and now it's gunna be unanimous unless one team is complete penises and wants to throw a hinkey vote.

ok now we're just showing off ~

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

BTW i'm glad we're both up at 6:20 in the morning. Perfect team. lol

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

IKR, it's really nice to see some team work on our part. <3 We're just so amazing together! :')

and lol ya, I was so paranoid tonight it was redic. I'm pretty positive that Cody basically had the votes to get us out at one point tonight. But obviously we're too damn hot to get rid of in week one. Since Cody couldn't get all the votes necessary, everyone who wanted us gone are gonna try to do some damage control and kiss our asses. Bitchez pleeeease. WE FORGIVE BUT WE AINT GON FORGET. MEMBA DAT. We lookin' for you. We gon find you. So yall better hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husbands... CUZ THEY BE BACKSTABBIN SOME PICKLES AND ANIMALS ROUND HERE :@ ...yep dew it. ;o k

[Eric "Animal" Stein]

Last night I was hella pissed but I'm calm now. =] Congrats on staying, buddy!

[DJ Carrot Pickle Head]

Yoo I was tighhhhhhhhhht last night but we're here to stay so all these muthafuckas that wanted us out can suck a cock.