1) MAJORITY: To impress your date, you're going to buy some roses. Pick a color from the dropdown box to match the color of roses you intend to buy.
blue2) UNIQUE: Now let's be unique by impressing your date with a nice new look. Use a smiley up above to determine how you'll look for the date.
You must only use default smiles, no custom ones!
3) MAJORITY: We need to something that's fashionable and popular to wear! What past URTV suit would look best on you?
A) The Bunny Suit
4) UNIQUE: Well... you need a date don'tcha?! Pick a current active houseguest to be your date. You don't want a whore for a date, so make sure they're available. Yes, Will is eligible despite being a ghost.
Alex
5) MAJORITY: We need somewhere to actually go. So where will you hang out with your date on this board?
Social Grounds
6) UNIQUE: We need a nice setting, don't we? Pick a skin from the skin's dropdown box that you and your date would like to have coating the walls in the background. You can view the full list of skins by editing your profile and finding the dropdown.
Pirate skin
7) MAJORITY: So your date asks you if you're naughty or nice. So let's hear what you think the majority of this house is.
B) Villain at heart
8) UNIQUE: Your date was success but they want to go home. But... where is home? Pick a state in the United States to call home.
New York
9) MAJORITY: On the way there, a toll booth lights up and fireworks go off because you are it's 10,000,000th customer and you've earned the right for you and your date both to be casted for any Reality TV show of your choice. You obviously want to pick the most popular one, so what will the majority say?
A) Big Brother
10) UNIQUE: You need a stage name for the show! So naturally, let's pick one that goes with success as you pick a former URTV winner... but to be a little bit more subtle, put it in Cosby speak using this:
NUPWOOBLYDERPDERP [WILL]
11) MAJORITY: Well the reality show has put you in a tough position. You, your date, and your worst enemy have made the final three. Your worst enemy is an asshole the jury hates and hasn't done shit all game, so you're likely to win. However, your date is loved by many and has made a lot of big moves. You have won the power to eliminate one of them and take the other to the final two. What will the majority do?
B) Keep your date and battle it out
12) UNIQUE: Congratulations, you have won a ton of money from the reality show. Now you can buy your dream home in Canada away from society! Choose a Province in Canada that you believe will be unique to our other reality show winners!
Quebec
13) MAJORITY: Now that you are back home, Big Brother would like to send you a souvenir from the house. Ideally you'd want it to be the best power of the house to remind you of how awesome you are. So what power do you think the majority enjoys more?
B) Golden Power of Veto
14) UNIQUE: Still obsessed over your win, you feel you need an agent. Pick any of the current Prediction Writers to be your agent. You want one that's only going to represent you, so let's not go with the on demand choices here.
Russell
15) MAJORITY: Your date has left you due to your obsession of your reality winnings. But in an ironic twist of fate, you both have been casted to AllStars. In this AllStars game do you think the majority of your fellow reality contestants would...
B) Throw 'em out the door as fast as possible
16) UNIQUE: You were evicted. Ain't that a bitch? But now you can start this journey all over again with the new folks around you! Pick a brand new date, this time any prejuror that you think will be most available for you.
Jordan
