Pssst

[KC]

Psssssst.

It's me, the tree. You don't know me, but I know you. You're Angie, URTV9 houseguest. Or as some folk might call you, Asian Sensation.... yeah, my right arse cheek you're a sensation. You're Angie "The Swindler" Swindell! That's what you are, you're a cheat, a swine and a liar! But.... I like that, I do. I like it enough that I have the bark to approach you with a little something that might interest ye'.

But you mustn't tell anyone, you hear?! Not a soul! If anyone else hears about you talking to me, you will feel the WRATH OF THE TREE!

You see, I have a series of tasks for you. If you can successfully complete all the tasks without you being caught or ratting me out, I will give you the treasure map to a game changing prize!

But first, you must give me the Pledge of the Tree! Repeat the following.

"I... Angie... "the Swindler" Swindell.... hereby promise that I will abide by all advice.... orders.... requests.... and rules of the Tree. I will not tell a soul about the Tree's presence... here in the Big Brother Backyard. I will never betray.... the Tree's trust. I understand if I fail to do something the Tree asks.... he has the right... to tell me to piss off. I understand if I talk back to the tree... he has the right... to tell me to piss off. I also understand... that if I turn out to be completely worthless and a waste to the tree's time.... I won't only be told to piss off... I will piss off... for good. I will now hereby confirm... the Tree as my savior.... my lord.... my God.... my boss. With liberty... and justice... for the Tree.

[Angie]

2nyce Tree!

I... Angie... "the Swindler" Swindell.... hereby promise that I will abide by all advice.... orders.... requests.... and rules of the Tree. I will not tell a soul about the Tree's presence... here in the Big Brother Backyard. I will never betray.... the Tree's trust. I understand if I fail to do something the Tree asks.... he has the right... to tell me to piss off. I understand if I talk back to the tree... he has the right... to tell me to piss off. I also understand... that if I turn out to be completely worthless and a waste to the tree's time.... I won't only be told to piss off... I will piss off... for good. I will now hereby confirm... the Tree as my savior.... my lord.... my God.... my boss. With liberty... and justice... for the Tree.

[KC]

Pssst.... it's me, the tree. Alright Chinky, it's time your first task. And once again I reiterate - not a soul must know about us together! So before you listen to what I have to say... check the windows... check the door... check the fences... nobody better be looking at us, you hear?! Good. Now that we're alone, let's talk about what you need to do for me.



This is Jeff. You know what Jeff is? He's a hero and you know damn bloody well what I think of heroes! Oh, you don't? Well, they're a bunch of pansy prissy goody two shoes who I'd take much pleasure seeing thrown out in a rubbish bin one by one. The very sight of them grows shrooms out me bark! These heroes think they're so tough with their little blue pictures and their stupid "values" and "honesty". I say screw that, yer with me? So let's just see how bloody heroic these so-called "heroes" are shall we?

Your task is as simple as this. I want you to go undercover as a guest. You're going to leave a nice little message and slander Captain Marvel here. Oh oops, did I say slander? I don't mean that I mean... the errr... the leaves told me! Yeah! You must specifically use the world "liar" in your post. Make it long too, 150 words at the very least! Oh, and to add a little bit more salt to those inevitable wittle hero tears, how about you add two pictures for some visuals of how big of a liar we want to make Jeff out to be. It's now in your hands and you have until the next eviction to get this done. Don't screw this up or you WILL feel my wrath, you hear me?!

Now piss off and leave me alone.

[KC]

Psssst....

It's me, the tree. Look at this board, it's an atrocity. It's a joke. I HATE IT. Christmas only comes once and year that was only a month ago.... and.... I was able to survive that season. By God, I was able to survive. What kind of bloody maniac celebrates a holiday where they cut trees like me down to stick in their livingroom? It's barbaric. Say, do Asians celebrate Christmas... or do they have some sort of Kwanzaa like black folk do? Eh, no matter. I have a task for you, Ms. Swindler. And it's time to ruin the Christmas spirit!

A big part of Christmas is present and people putting on a nice fake smile for gifts that they secretly loathe. It's time for you to spill your guts out to your fellow villains. You will need to strike up a conversation with every member of the Villains house about Christmas and past Christmas experiences. In each conversation, you should somehow work in what you received for Christmas. It is at that point, you will reveal how spoiled and rotten of a child you can be. And fear not, that's what all children are deep down inside. Every single one of them! And while I hate children to be quite honest, I can tolerate ones that are real.

Anyway, there's eight other villains. To four of them, you're going to make up a story about receiving a very expensive Christmas gift you once received that you absolutely hated. The gift must be at least over $250 and you should provide a picture as well just to add to it. To four others, you will make up a story about an off the bloody wall gift that you once received. And I'm talking crazy, further than the class of odd gifts. I'm talking like a rubber duck dressed like Hitler.

And just to make sure you don't screw this up with completely rubbish answers, I want you to write all the presents you're going to come up with in this thread. And I, the tree, will have to personally approve them before you go off yacking!

Once they're approved and you're ready to start talking, make sure you give proof of all your deeds in this thread. And I want to hear it all! The set ups, the reactions, everything! Do NOT screw this up or you will feel the WRATH OF THE TREE!

Now go away and leave me alone.

[Angie]

Okay I'm going to write about getting a brand new camera that I hated (lies).

And then I'm going to tell the (true) story of when I got a pet skeleton named Clyde. Do those work?

[Angie]

No, I lied. I'm saying I got an Xbox and that damn kinnect thing

[Angie]

Bridget (3:48:29 PM): i loled at your christmas present btw
Jason (3:48:38 PM): lmao prevage
Jason (3:48:43 PM): i knew itd be something for old peeps
Jason (3:48:50 PM): i asked for a hoveround
Jason (3:48:52 PM): but w.e :-(
Bridget (3:49:12 PM): lmfao a hoverround
Bridget (3:49:20 PM): maybe mine will actually help me with the challenges :-)
Bridget (3:49:24 PM): since i can't see out mah azn eyes
Jason (3:50:05 PM): lolol xD
Jason (3:50:17 PM): one day we'll have a challenge where we all need to stare into the sun
Bridget (3:50:18 PM): what did you really get for christmas this year?
Jason (3:50:21 PM): and u/jee will dominate
Bridget (3:50:21 PM): lmao then maybe i'll win
Jason (3:50:37 PM): new laptop and a shit ton of clothes
Jason (3:50:38 PM): u??
Bridget (3:50:44 PM): nice. laptops are 2nice
Bridget (3:50:50 PM): i got this
Bridget (3:50:53 PM): media.onsugar.com/files/2010/09/37/1/1096/10968028/6838808b5a606b7c_microsoft-xbox-kinect.jpg
Bridget (3:50:58 PM): fucking xbox
Bridget (3:51:01 PM): and i don't even play video games
Jason (3:51:02 PM): ohhhhhhhhh lord
Bridget (3:51:03 PM): lol
Jason (3:51:07 PM): lmao r u serious? xD
Bridget (3:51:13 PM): lmao yes i'm like mom wtf are you thinking
Bridget (3:51:22 PM): but at least she did get me my harvin jersey too
Bridget (3:51:31 PM): but i'm like seriously? you just spent like 300 on something i'm never gonna use
Bridget (3:51:36 PM): imma take it back someday and not tell her
Jason (3:51:55 PM): lolol
Jason (3:51:57 PM): that works xD
Bridget (3:53:11 PM): i woulda liked it if it was an N64 maybe
Bridget (3:53:17 PM): but they don't make those anymore :-(

[Angie]

Bridget (3:37:06 PM): do you like the christmas board?
DrWillchilltown (3:37:56 PM): yes
DrWillchilltown (3:37:58 PM): its pretty =-O
Bridget (3:39:25 PM): the chatbox is so ugly though
Bridget (3:39:31 PM): lol i'm a grinch though
DrWillchilltown (3:40:40 PM): cbox is ugly yes :-(
Bridget (3:41:54 PM): what did you get for christmas this year =-O
DrWillchilltown (3:51:08 PM): um
DrWillchilltown (3:51:19 PM): clothes wii games money um
DrWillchilltown (3:51:22 PM): i think thats it =-O
DrWillchilltown (3:51:22 PM): u?
Bridget (3:52:20 PM): i got my percy harvin jersey <3
Bridget (3:52:21 PM): and then this
Bridget (3:52:25 PM): media.onsugar.com/files/2010/09/37/1/1096/10968028/6838808b5a606b7c_microsoft-xbox-kinect.jpg
Bridget (3:52:32 PM): and i don't even play video games -_- my mom sucks

[Angie]

Bridget (3:58:40 PM): i'm sick of the christmas board -_-
Brother (3:58:44 PM): ikr
Brother (3:58:44 PM): lol
Brother (3:59:06 PM): lol ross <3
Bridget (3:59:13 PM): fuck christmas time lol
Brother (3:59:16 PM): lol
Brother (3:59:21 PM): we should record what everyone got =-O
Bridget (3:59:23 PM): i got some hella random presents this year
Brother (3:59:24 PM): from santy
Bridget (3:59:25 PM): yeah we should
Brother (4:00:19 PM): sis i wanna cry after doing nicaragua
Bridget (4:00:23 PM): why?
Brother (4:00:29 PM): i feel like im doing so much work to win and they dont even care
Bridget (4:00:44 PM): you're gonna win :-)
Brother (4:00:47 PM): if all this work is for nothing im gonna be so sad
Brother (4:01:01 PM): and theyre all pissed at me
Brother (4:01:08 PM): when idk what i did
Bridget (4:01:17 PM): maybe clyde will cheer you up
Brother (4:01:22 PM): whats that
Bridget (4:01:27 PM): i was looking to see if i could find a picture of him
Bridget (4:01:29 PM): www.andybaird.com/travels/skylarking/2008/photos/skeleton.jpg
Bridget (4:01:34 PM): the pet skeleton i got for christmas
Bridget (4:01:35 PM): like
Bridget (4:01:37 PM): wtf mom
Bridget (4:01:43 PM): but he's kinda awesome in his own way
Brother (AnimalFun106) is available 4:01 pm
Brother (4:01:51 PM):
Brother (4:01:56 PM): pet skeleton lol
Brother (4:02:01 PM): hes cute
Bridget (4:02:03 PM): is it bad that i named him?
Brother (4:02:08 PM): no!
Bridget (4:02:09 PM): i thought so too! taylor said he was frightening

[Angie]

Okay for Juice, Imma talk about getting silly putty for Christmas

[Angie]

Bridget (5:24:23 PM): lol casey and i are talking about weird christmas presents we've gotten
Bridget (5:24:29 PM): and i said silly putty
Bridget (5:24:34 PM): and then i found this and loled
Bridget (5:24:36 PM): www.deepfun.com/squishhead1.gif
Bridget (5:24:44 PM): i wanna play with it =-O
Juice (5:24:44 PM): lmao
Juice (5:24:47 PM): thats creepy
Bridget (5:24:57 PM): i know it looks kinda like a little pig =-O
Bridget (5:25:05 PM): and shrek
Juice (5:25:12 PM): lol yeah shrek definitely
Juice (5:25:21 PM): ive gotten silly putty before
Juice (5:25:24 PM): like in a stocking
Bridget (5:25:36 PM): oh i've gotten it wrapped up

[meow]

Remember to use different expensive gifts!

[Angie]

Got it

[Angie]

Bridget (1:13:05 AM): i'm so sick of this christmas board lol
Dick (1:13:13 AM): me too
Dick (1:13:20 AM): the heroes and villians one was hot
Bridget (1:14:01 AM): i know right?
Bridget (1:14:11 AM): it just got me thinking about christmas all over again and i'm a grinch lol
Dick (1:14:35 AM): lol
Dick (1:14:48 AM): i like christma
Dick (1:14:49 AM): s
Dick (1:14:54 AM): people give me things :-)
Bridget (1:15:31 AM): what's the best christmas present you ever got?
Dick (1:16:46 AM): um probably my guitar or my keyboard
Bridget (1:16:54 AM): omg you play in a band?
Bridget (1:17:00 AM): mine was this camera
Bridget (1:17:03 AM): ca-me-ra.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nikon-touch-screen-camera.jpg
Dick (1:17:08 AM): cause it includes didnt types of instruments and like i can rearrange such
Bridget (1:17:10 AM): but i already had a camera kinda like it
Dick (1:17:14 AM): no i dont have a band lol
Bridget (1:17:18 AM): so i'm like ugh mom why get me the same thing
Dick (1:17:19 AM): i want a video camera
Bridget (1:17:23 AM): so i took it back and got the cash :-)

[Angie]

Bridget (1:22:34 AM): i'm sick of the christmas board -_-
Kathleen-URTV (1:23:46 AM): ik
Kathleen-URTV (1:23:47 AM): its so ugly lol
Kathleen-URTV (1:23:53 AM): well the background is kinda cute
Kathleen-URTV (1:23:57 AM): with the bears and shiz
Kathleen-URTV (1:23:58 AM): beards
Bridget (1:24:00 AM): it really is. and it just reminds me of christmas over and over. and i'm such a grinch lol
Kathleen-URTV (1:24:26 AM): lmao
Kathleen-URTV (1:24:30 AM): why are you a grinch =-O
Bridget (1:25:29 AM): mostly cause i hate christmas music and my mom sucks at picking out gifts lol. it's like she barely knows us
Bridget (1:25:39 AM): a few years ago she got me an ipod touch
Bridget (1:25:44 AM): do they have those in australia?
Bridget (1:25:56 AM): mp3player.net.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/apple-ipod-touch.jpg
Kathleen-URTV (1:25:58 AM): oh yes
Bridget (1:26:04 AM): but basically she had given me one for my birthday
Bridget (1:26:05 AM): and forgot
Bridget (1:26:06 AM): lol
Kathleen-URTV (1:26:08 AM): omg
Kathleen-URTV (1:26:09 AM): lol
Kathleen-URTV (1:26:10 AM): so you got 2?
Bridget (1:26:22 AM): so i'm like oh jesus mom, so i just returned it for cash